I am Coconut Man

COCONUT MAN UPDATE!!!!

2005-03-23T11:46:00.000-08:00

The Coconut man thread is going on strongly than ever with an average of 10-20 Coconut men being added DAILY!

Here are some of the latest new additions

Some custom-made T-shirts by a Forummer.

And here are some MORE coconut men (note: these are a select pick from nearly 50 added in the last couple of days.

Sign reads: "I want to take coconutgirl up the ass"
ermm.. we wouldn't advise that fella... its probably a bloke anyway

Sign reads: "Coconutman is my best mate, Jim xxx"
Coconutman don't have no mates Jim.

Sign reads: "I'm the coconut man"
Yes you are. Yes you are!

Sign reads: "I am a COOKIE man" (??)
Taking the biscuit now, are we?

Sign reads: "Coconutman sprayed milk in my eye" (??)
Man-milk?

Sign reads: "F365 made me her bitch" (??)
Yes we did, YES we did!

And the first COCONUT SONG with its very own video!

Official COCONUT MAN Merchandise goes on sale!

2005-03-22T07:40:00.000-08:00

First there was the Official T Shirt. Now, everything from Dog T-Shirts, Wall Clocks, Baby T Shirts, Aprons, Hats to Bumper Stickers are now available

Coconut Man update

2005-03-22T04:38:00.000-08:00

honeslty can't even remember how many coconut men we have now. Should be reaching the 50 mark soon! Zoidberg has created another website for the coconut man on http://www.cuttoshreds.co.uk/coconut_man/index.htm

A few of the forummers will be carrying massive banners saying something coconur-man related in the England game and also other premiership / Champions league games so watchout and see if you can spot one.

And the T-Shirts are here...

2005-03-22T02:26:00.000-08:00

The Editor, Football 365

Well, here it is...

http://www.tshirts365.com/store/comersus_viewItem.asp?idProduct=1833

I know you'll all have about 28 other ideas for Coconut Man t-shirts but we can't satisfy everyone. Unlike F365Goer.

And we can't use people's pics willy-nilly without permission.

If you do have any sensible suggestions then mail info@football365shop.com

Enjoy...

Nothing Else Matters

2005-03-20T18:36:00.000-08:00

For those of you wondering what the hell has happened to this otherwise pretty normal and boring blog or if someone has taken over, here's a brief on whats actually going on.

The guys at the football365 forums have excelled themselves this time.

F365 Forum Link Of The Year
Post A Picture Of Your Missus

It's probably best to skip the small print and start on page 13 or there or thereabouts. For the record, F365 in no way condones this despicable behaviour against the coconut men.

In short… a hapless member posted a pic of his missus who is now a minor internet celebrity and bait for the goading of middle aged balding men.
These men have been persuaded to take photographs of themselves with a sign saying “I am Coconut man”

To see how far this has spread already, go to google.com and search for coconut man….
The next logical step for this brilliant enterprise is obviously TV coverage, if you guys can persuade viewers into holding up signs saying “I am coconut man” in the terraces then this can become the stuff of legends!

If you are a blogger, you can copy the above briefing and persuade other bloggers to link this and we can really make this massive.

I Leave it in your capable hands…

UPDATE: Rubber Jon - Click to Enlarge.

Flyer on top designed by PARKER from F365

Forum Update

2005-03-20T12:45:00.000-08:00

Here's some more coconut men, thanks to the efforts of Hugh Jarce, Ali and I think Prawnstar too.

They should be getting added to the Official

COCONUT MAN HALL OF FAME

very soon.

If you haven't already started reading THIS THREAD, do it now! You don't know what you're missing out on.

Here are a couple of wallpapers for all the fans of coconut man.

Created By the Forummers

And a hilarious pic of 'Andrew', posing as COCONUT MAN. Photoshopped ofcourse.

Andrew's Details

Says he's 46. 'we know he's a lying cunt but what a lying cunt'. Married. Possible with Kids. Building Surveyor. In London for one day TODAY. Arriving by a train between 5-6pm at King's Cross. Staying at the St. Giles Hotel in London, 50 yards from Oxford St. 14 stone, 5'9, likes rugby, says he's VERY HAIRY.

Mobile Number: 07957 825514

Oh and our man likes to drive FAST.

Here's him talking to me, thinking its Sasha

I'm a bad, bad person

2005-03-19T19:22:00.000-08:00

I couldn't resist the temptation and went into yahoo chat, pretending to be THAT random bird, started talking to this dude and got him to hold a sign saying I am coconut man. All in ten minutes. Should I feel bad? No, I'm a c**nt. I'm laughin my tits off!!!

Here's how to get your very own coconut man.

Here's how I did it

Make a girls ID on yahoo or whatever suits ya. Use THIS pic

as bait, and get him/her to send u a pic holding a sign that says I'm coconut man. No photoshopping please.

Once you have your trophy, post it on F365 Forum and be a part of history.

And be ashamed :)

Potential frontpages for Monday

2005-03-19T18:20:00.000-08:00

or if it all goes horribly, horribly wrong...

click to enlarge.

If you don't know wots goin on, read the previous couple of posts

No it hasn't made the frontpages yet.

2005-03-19T17:19:00.000-08:00

Wanna know whats going on? See the post below.

Link of the Year:::: COCONUT MAN

2005-03-19T01:10:00.000-08:00

Here's how it all began. Someone started a thread in the 365 forum titled 'Post a pic of your missus' in all seriousness...

Poor old skinny being really really naive (he's disappeared since) posted his girlfriend's pics, wanting to show off probably. Little did he know that she was eventually gonna turn into an internet celeb.

Everything since, is history. Coconut man joined in somewhere along the way and... oh fuck it I don't wanna spoil the fun for you lot, check it out for yourselves at the F365 Forum. (Read from page 13 onwards)

Check it out, you'll thank me!

Note to all bloggers:Add a link to this on your blogs, lets give this the coverage it deserves. We all know the power of blogs.

After you've checked out the forum link, have a look at the coconut hall of fame